leftunspoken's Diaryland Diary

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Ad Executives on Crack.

I saw a Colgate toothpaste commercial yesterday.

Who the fuck decided a beaver would be a really great pitchman for toothpaste?

Speaking of beavers. Haha. Excuse me just a second. Hahahaha. *sigh* Ok, sorry about that.

Y'all know what other object is referred to as a beaver, right? Not that I ever understood why. Maybe one of you nice folks will explain it to me.

Anyway, I bought tickets to see the band Bush when they came with No Doubt like eight years ago.

I was driving home and happened to pick up the tickets to look at them. They said: "A Beaver Production, Featuring Bush"

I was laughing so hard, I almost wrecked the car.

It's really not that funny I suppose. Beaver Productions is a promotional company.

You have to wake up so early to get in those damn lines the first day concert tickets go on sale. Maybe I was just tired. Yeah, that's it. I was tired. That always makes me slaphappy.

9:02 a.m. - March 13, 2003

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